Mystery Man X is often kept up at night with questions about women. You see, the female population is like an intricate puzzle that he just doesn’t have all of the pieces to.
Mystery Man X: What does it mean when a woman says, “Don’t worry about it, it’s fine“? Is it OK to move on from the subject?
Our Response: HELL NO! Backpedal faster than you ever have before and even that may not be fast enough. You must have done something stupid like throw away her last stash of cookies or planned a date for the two of you which really turned into him buying a car for four hours (not a joke- this happened to me). Push the subject further, but tread lightly because that water is infested with hungry ass sharks.
How to make your bad deed right? Chocolate. Kisses. Flowers. Puppies.