We teased this segment a little while back and think it is ready for it’s official debut. A memory card was found in the garage at our work and we decided to get to the bottom of it! Sounds simple enough but we couldn’t have been more wrong because we didn’t have a camera or any of the simple resources that could help us decode this mysterious chip. We enlisted the help of our personal engineer who prefers to remain anonymous-until you watch the video because our editing skills are not advanced enough to blur his face. Plus, we suspected he knew a little more about this memory card than he was letting on and he had a memory card reader which would take him like 30 seconds to do… without us bugging him.
Take a look below as We Investigate!
Anti-Climactic? Yup. We never did find out what was on that memory card because someone alerted the Feds. Moments after that video was shot, our office was completely raided. We think it had something to do with Area 51.
What are your thoughts, what do you think the aliens were trying to tell us?!
You’re dragging your feet, whimpering quietly to yourself, and wondering “Why God? Why me?!” You know what we’re talking about, it’s Monday. The fun is over and it is time to get back in the office and spend your day taking orders from The Man. But then sometimes there is a little light peeking over that rock you have been working behind; we like to call that light “happy accidents”.
1. Unidentifiable Smells
Yup, you read that right. An unidentifiable smell equals the potential to be sent home from work early. Let’s face it, 99% of the time it was just some poor sap who shouldn’t have had beans the night before.
2. Awesome Bands
While we are choosing not to disclose where we work, we must say that sometimes lunch means free pizza and the band Fun. That. Does. Not. Suck.
3. Amateur P.I. Sites
You know the days when there is not much going on and you decide to check your personal “Amateur P.I. For Hire” site’s email? Yeah, we thought so. Well, turns out someone needs your service- there has been an unidentifiable smell found in the second floor of your work, better go find out who just ate beans. This brings us to a future post called “We Investigate”, stayed tuned for that gem.
4. YouTube Stardom
Guess what?! That weirdo video you posted of you and your bestie in your pajamas singing about choochoo trains just got 5 hits! That was 4 more since you told your mom you posted it that day, she must have told her neighbors! 5 hits, I think that’s considered viral! You’re going to need to get ready for the fans, paparazzi, and lack of privacy, you know, all the things that go with super stardom.
5. Sweet Surprises
Remember that diet you were going to start today? Well forget about it because a box of cupcakes were delivered to your work at 9 in the morning because some random-person-you-have-never-once-spoken-to is having a birthday! Where’s my confetti gun? It’s time to party!